I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene,
Or sneak away to the Philippines.
They still gon' put pictures of my derrière in the magazine.
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
I'm Mrs. "Oh my God that Britney's Shameless!"
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! this just in.
I'm Mrs. She's too BIG now she's too Thin.
You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. ?Most likely to get on the TV for slippin' on the streets'
When getting the groceries, now for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the industry..
I mean please, do you want a piece of me?